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The Boston Accent

The Boston Accent

New England’s Source For Wicked Serious News

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Founded in 2019, The Boston Accent publishes wicked serious satire.

We’re the laughing stock of New England, but even readers in lesser places can enjoy our content.

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Founder, Editor-in-chief: Jus Kaplan

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The Boston Accent is New England’s best source of wicked serious news.

We publish satire (so don’t sue us) that might make you spit out your Dunkin’ and Boston cream donut all over Harvard Yard.

Want to pitch us? Send 5-10 headlines and a short bio here. New England centric pitches preferred, but open to all (funny) content!

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  • American Government Defends Constitution By Abducting Individuals Exercising First Amendment March 28, 2025
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