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MBTA Train Left In The Dust By 5-Year-Old On Tricycle

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March 21, 2023

The child, who reportedly just learned to ride her tricycle today, received multiple desperate requests from late commuters on the train hoping to hitch a ride on the far faster vehicle.

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I Can’t Believe This Server Offered Me A Dripping Hot 3-Way My First Time In The North Shore!
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Bruins In Spectacular Position To Disappoint Fans In Playoffs
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8 Things Tom Brady Is Doing With His Extra Time This Super Bowl Weekend

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Celebrating his retirement with an entire pint of Ben and Jerry’s instead of his usual avocado sorbet topped with youth serum sprinkles. Redeeming his free first week of jiu jitsu lessons at seven different martial arts facilities in the Tampa Bay area. Shadow boxing an Antonio Brown Fathead in…

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How To Avoid Paying Pike Tolls By Driving Without Tags

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We all know how frustrating it is to hop on the Pike and realize that you forgot to borrow your cousin’s EZPass again. Gone are the carefree days where it would take the state a couple years to track you down. Now, it’s just a matter of months, and…

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Family Starts GoFundMe For Frostbite Treatment After Boston Man Heroically Carried A Large Iced Extra Extra Home For His Ma During Arctic Freeze

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Denny, known throughout the City by this name and this name only, was casually driven to the ER by Ma after it was ascertained he damaged his dermis on his Dunks’ run. “I knew I was taking a risk double fisting those icy bad boys, so I broke out…

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