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A Rhode Island Driver’s Guide To Etiquette
It’s polite to wave a fellow motorist through a stop sign, even if you got there first. If they won’t go ahead of you right away, don’t worry, just start flailing your arms aggressively or even honking until they obey. If you see that a snowbank is blocking half of a parking spot at your…
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US Office Of Weights And Measures Declares Rhode Island As The Official Unit For Measuring California Wildfires
WASHINGTON, DC – Forget acreage, square miles, and even football fields, California has a new official method of measuring wildfires—Rhode Islands. Last week, the United States Office released a statement designating the unit of the “Rhode Island,” which is equal to the state of Rhode Island, as the unit…
Thousands Of RISD Students Unable To Improve Upon Big Blue Bug
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — In an effort to further beautify the city of Providence, the Rhode Island School of Design has partnered with Rhode Island Commerce to put out a call for entries with one simple mission: improve upon the state’s legendary Big Blue Bug sculpture. Despite the sea of…
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Shocking: Celtics Return Home From Florida Instead Of Going There To Die Like Most New Englanders
New Englanders “I was sure they were going to pull a Nana and go to south Florida and never make it back alive. Looks like we’re still in this! Celtics in 7. Also RIP Nana.” (Impact copyright Celtics/respective owners and used under fair use)