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Blizzard Really Testing Three Week Situationship After Pair Decided To Get Snowed In Together

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February 23, 2026

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Celtics Trade Two NBA Champions For An Unopened Labubu

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Let’s hope they pull a secret one!

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Honoring A Legend: Eliot Tatelman’s Ponytail To Hang In Rafters Of Jordan’s Furniture Following Retirement

Zack Borst

In a well attended ceremony on Friday, Eliot Tatelman cut off his signature white and gray ponytail as staff dumped a cooler of gatorade onto him. Thousands of onlookers cheered between bites of blueberry muffins as the ponytail was slowly lifted into the rafters at the flagship Jordan’s Furniture…

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Red Sox Reveal Rafael Devers Has Been Using New Donut Shaped Bat

Kyle Duggan

BOSTON — Red Sox research and development staff recently explained how the team’s cutting-edge bat technology has helped star designated hitter Rafael Devers achieve his historic 0-19 start to the season. “We were analyzing video from previous seasons, and a pattern became apparent,” said Connor McCann, the team’s principal…

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