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Brown University Study Finds American English And Warwick English No Longer Mutually Intelligible

Kyle Duggan
September 23, 2023

WARWICK, R.I. — Anthropologists from Brown University were baffled during a recent survey of Rhode Island populations after finding that the Warwick dialect had drifted so far from English that they would need translators in order to communicate with local residents. “We haven’t been able to visit these communities since before the pandemic,” said Dr.…

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Sad! White Harvard Applicant Who Would Have Been Rejected Under Affirmative Action Now Has No Excuse For Why He Will Still Be Rejected
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Preseason Preview: Pats Look To Secure Mac Jones More Weapons, Jack Jones Less

Matt McInerney

For Mac to really make things happen this season for the Pats, he needs more weàpons on the field—like DeAndre Hopkins, perhaps,” said an assistant offensive coach for the Pats, speaking anonymously. “Jack on the other hand…let’s just say his performance at Logan was shotty.”

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A Definitive List Of Rhode Island Celebrities We Claim (And A Few We Don’t)

Matt McInerney

The Talking Heads (yes) “But, but, but, but what about CBGBs and Max’s Kansas City?” Were the Beatles from Germany just because they had a residency in Hamburg? David Byrne, Chris Frantz, and Tina Weymouth are RISD grads and therefore Rhode Islanders ’til the day they die. New York…

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Top 7 Parking Spaces At Oakland Beach To Sit In Your Car And Eat A Breakfast Sandwich

Kyle Duggan

So, you just stopped at Dunkin, Honeydew, or maybe West Shore Coffee Bar if you’re cool. You were planning on just ordering a coffee, but last night hit kind of hard, and you ended up getting a nice, greasy breakfast sandwich to replenish your salts, or for the protein,…

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