Polar, the popular Worcester-based seltzer powerhouse, has decided to tap into their New England roots by releasing a new crossover flavor just in time for fall: Sam Adams Seasonal. “What makes these seltzers unique is that they are brewed with grain, hops, yeast, and, of course, carbonated water,” said a Polar spokesperson. Some of you might be asking yourselves, “Is … [Read more...] about Move Over, Pumpkin Spice: Polar Releases New “Sam Adams Seasonal” Flavored Seltzer
In Honor Of Pride Month, Mark Wahlberg Apologizes To Every Queer Person He Jumped In His Youth
BOSTON—To continue his legacy of apologizing to marginalized groups that he physically slighted throughout his juvenile years, Mark Wahlberg has decided to openly apologize to the LGBTQ+ community. “Like in my movie ‘Joe Bell,’ somebody had to bully that gay kid so a beautiful story could come out of it. I’m sorry that person had to be me, but at least it was someone who … [Read more...] about In Honor Of Pride Month, Mark Wahlberg Apologizes To Every Queer Person He Jumped In His Youth
Brown University Student Who Hasn’t Left East Side Of Providence Proud To Go To School In City
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — With the school year coming to an end, Brown University freshman Aaron Clark has been reflecting on his totally awesome year, citing city-living as “eye-opening yet crazy.” “Yeah, I’m pretty stoked to tell people back home that I go to school in the city.” said Clark. “Besides the massive quad and quiet, opulent neighborhoods featuring ornate original … [Read more...] about Brown University Student Who Hasn’t Left East Side Of Providence Proud To Go To School In City
Shocking: Celtics Return Home From Florida Instead Of Going There To Die Like Most New Englanders
New Englanders “I was sure they were going to pull a Nana and go to south Florida and never make it back alive. Looks like we’re still in this! Celtics in 7. Also RIP Nana.” (Impact copyright Celtics/respective owners and used under fair use) … [Read more...] about Shocking: Celtics Return Home From Florida Instead Of Going There To Die Like Most New Englanders
Bruins In Spectacular Position To Disappoint Fans In Playoffs
“We’ve worked so hard this year—and it would be a shame if we finished the job and won the Stanley Cup,” said head coach Jim Montgomery. “We would love to maintain that recent Boston sports excellence of getting so close to a championship but squandering it right at the finish line. With great seasons come great disappointments, and I think we’re in a perfect position for … [Read more...] about Bruins In Spectacular Position To Disappoint Fans In Playoffs