‘I Bleed Green!’ Says Celtics Fan With Pretty Serious Medical Condition
Medical experts were baffled on Wednesday after local Celtics fan Brad Barry arrived at the ER literally bleeding green.
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Belichick Shocks Pats Fans With New Sweatshirt-less Sleeves
Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick shocked fans and fashion-enthusiasts alike on Sunday when he revealed his new look: sweatshirt-less sleeves, a bold departure from his usual sleeveless sweatshirt.
Read moreMarcus Smart Spotted Dumping Dead Hopes And Dreams Of Raptors Into Charles River
The star Celtics player, whose crucial block late in the fourth quarter murdered any chance of a Toronto championship repeat, said it was an honor to dispose of the Raptors remains into Boston’s largest trash repository.
Read moreLocal Uncle Convinced Ghislaine Maxwell Is Tom Brady’s Wife, Refuses To Google It
“That woman came all the way from Brazil to support Brady through 4 Super Bowl wins.”
Read moreTime To Divorce? Husband Of 10 Years Just Pronounced Celtics With Hard C
“We’ve literally watches hundreds of NBA games together—was he ever paying attention? Is he even from here? I don’t know what to believe anymore.”
Read moreChants From Fake Crowd At Fenway Park Most Respectful In Decades
“I wasn’t even sure I was watching the right game.”
Read moreTom Brady Installs Emergency Avocado In Tampa Bay Locker
“I can’t tell you how often I find myself in major crisis because I need monounsaturated fat.”
Read moreGordon Hayward Misses Mark With Protest Jersey About Gaming
As his Celtics teammates wore jerseys sporting uplifting messages of protest like “Black Lives Matter,” “Equality,” and “Liberation” during the NBA season restart, Hayward used his platform to express strong opinions about video games.
Read moreHeartbreaking: Celtics Reluctantly Confirm Mascot Lucky The Leprechaun Is An Anti-Vaxxer
“When the mascot was created more than 50 years ago, everyone hated all immunizations—especially Bostonians. It was a different time and Lucky reflects that.”
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