Leaders of the constantly at war turkey gangs the Brookline Byrdz and the Cambridge Clucks announced this evening a historic Thanksgiving ceasefire to commemorate fallen turkey brothers and sisters, our on the ground reporters confirmed. “We’ve lost too many bad Byrdz to this so called ‘holiday’,” said leader OG Snoody Pecks. “Today, we will set our differences aside and … [Read more...] about Rival Turkey Gangs From Cambridge And Brookline Declare Thanksgiving Truce
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Recent College Graduate Mistakes Living In South Boston As A Personality
SOUTH BOSTON — After leaving his 4 bedroom 1 bathroom apartment on L Street to visit his family in Lexington, MA, recent Providence College graduate Chaz Ludwig discovered he had nothing to talk about aside from his cool new neighborhood. “Living in Southie is sick,” Ludwig commented while scouring OpenTable for a brunch reservation at Lincoln Tavern. “I moved in with all my … [Read more...] about Recent College Graduate Mistakes Living In South Boston As A Personality
‘OUR DYNASTY IS OFFICIALLY BACK!’ Proclaims Pats Nation After 4-Game Win Streak
FOXBOROUGH, MA – After Mac Jones threw 3 touchdown passes to lead the Patriots to a 45-7 victory over the Browns, Patriots fans all over New England proclaimed bragging rights to their newly confirmed football dynasty, who surely will never lose again. “Four in a row, baby! Gas up the Duck Boats!” yelled one fan outfitted head to toe in Patriots gear, standing on the hood of … [Read more...] about ‘OUR DYNASTY IS OFFICIALLY BACK!’ Proclaims Pats Nation After 4-Game Win Streak
Vermont Kids Explain Costumes They’re Wearing Under Parka And Ski Pants
Halloween is here and that means Vermont kids are busy practicing the description of the costume they will be wearing under their parkas and other required winter gear. “I am dressing up as skeleton this year and you can sort of see my mask,” said 10 year old Ken Philips. “I wore special effect makeup last year but it froze to my face so…Mom says nothing this … [Read more...] about Vermont Kids Explain Costumes They’re Wearing Under Parka And Ski Pants
Terrifying Twist: Tourists Flock To Salem For Halloween Only To Realize It Totally Sucks
In a haunting turn of events that seems right out of an M Night Shyamalan movie, tourists from across the country have traveled to Salem, Massachusetts for the shock of their lives: it actually sucks. “I came here to see some ghosts, experience the witch trials, and maybe encounter a colonial-era ghoul or two, but all I got was a weekend stuck in an overcrowded suburb full … [Read more...] about Terrifying Twist: Tourists Flock To Salem For Halloween Only To Realize It Totally Sucks