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Boston Weekend Matchup: Heels vs. Cobblestones

February 12, 2022 by Eileen O’Hara

Screw the Super Bowl, the weather is nice and it’s above 50 degrees in February! That means the real game to watch this weekend is the epic showdown between two Boston area rivals: the Heels versus the Cobblestones. Who will win?? Our money is on the Cobs, but you never know! Want to watch for yourself? Tune into Beacon Hill or outside any bar along the Freedom Trail … [Read more...] about Boston Weekend Matchup: Heels vs. Cobblestones

Wu Train Only Viable Transit Line In City Of Boston

October 13, 2021 by Eileen O’Hara

With the mayoral election quickly approaching and transportation remaining a hot button issue, many Boston residents have aptly noted that the Wu Train is currently the only working transit line in the city. “After reviewing Michelle Wu’s platform during my daily hour-long MBTA delays, I’ve come to realize I support her stance on just about everything,” said Dorchester … [Read more...] about Wu Train Only Viable Transit Line In City Of Boston

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