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Sam Allemang

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Sam lives in Canada and edits spookymag.com and podcasts from workitpod.com

Biden Supplements Healthcare Plan By Sending Bernie Sanders Door-To-Door With Stethoscope

September 4, 2020 by Sam Allemang

Bernie with stethoscope

In a valiant effort to bolster his lackluster healthcare plan, Joe Biden has tapped former opponent Bernie Sanders to go door-to-door with a stethoscope and “give the millions of uninsured Americans a much-needed checkup.” “My friend Joe has asked me to see to it that every individual in our country has access to quality, affordable healthcare,” said the 78-year-old Vermont … [Read more...] about Biden Supplements Healthcare Plan By Sending Bernie Sanders Door-To-Door With Stethoscope

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