Are you tired of rewatching Cheers on Netflix in fruitless attempts to produce some much needed serotonin? Experts from Harvard are now recommending that you bang your head “over and over” against a wall instead.
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From exposed brick and wooden beams to incredibly toxic airborne asbestos, this chic Boston apartment really has everything.
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The counter-curse project has cost the city of Salem nearly $2 million, 63 newts, and the blood of three local virgins.
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In a move experts are calling “totally weird but kind of necessary,” Tufts University announced this week that they will be purchasing every first year student a Pornhub Premium account, intended to “keep them occupied for a while” so they don’t party.
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BOSTON, MA – Ever wondered who reads the gargled MBTA stop names you strain to hear each morning? Look no further than Peppermint Sugarplum, the little elf who lives inside the T train speakers.
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Now 92 years old, the man finally reached Provincetown this morning, only to die of old age by afternoon.
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To make sure online-only students don’t miss out on the experience of humble bragging about going to Harvard, the university released guidance for students looking for new ways to fake humility about their school in conversation.
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The Boston Police Department announced Friday that due to budget cuts, they will be forced to lay off actors Mark Wahlberg and Leonardo Dicaprio from their payroll.
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It all went wrong when Eliot attempted to give himself a quarantine haircut. Sources tell us Tatelman’s legendary ponytail, which first appeared in TV ads as early as 1987, was hacked off in a rookie attempt to make a man bun.
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“Everyone will be staring, I promise you that.”
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