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Cute! This Connecticut Woman Has Opinions On Massachusetts Drivers

January 30, 2021 by Alice H. Lahoda

WORCESTER, Mass.—On Saturday afternoon, Connecticut resident Joan Pittman called into WGBH while driving on the Mass Pike, certain that listeners wanted to hear her Connecticuttian thoughts on Massachusetts drivers. “Why is it that every time I drive through this place, it seems like the entire state–sorry, Commonwealth–is on the road? It’s a pandemic! Where are you going?” … [Read more...] about Cute! This Connecticut Woman Has Opinions On Massachusetts Drivers

Northeastern University Move-In Day Great Practice For Move-Out Day In Two Weeks

August 21, 2020 by Alice H. Lahoda

"I picked Northeastern because of the diversity of the student body. There are students from all 50 states on campus, so I really look forward to experiencing 50 unique strains of COVID in the next few weeks," said Kriti Agarwal, a freshman from New Jersey. From contributor Alice H. Lahoda. Check out Alice on Medium, Twitter, and Instagram Image Copyright: @northeastern / … [Read more...] about Northeastern University Move-In Day Great Practice For Move-Out Day In Two Weeks

“Comedic Genius” Nancy Pelosi Endorses Joe Kennedy As A Bit

August 20, 2020 by Alice H. Lahoda

In an unexpected move, Nancy Pelosi “totally punked” Massachusetts politicos on Thursday afternoon by endorsing Joe Kennedy III over incumbent Ed Markey in the Commonwealth’s hotly contested Democratic primary for US Senate. Her statement was widely met with confusion, as it contradicted the Democratic Party policy to endorse incumbent candidates. But according to unnamed … [Read more...] about “Comedic Genius” Nancy Pelosi Endorses Joe Kennedy As A Bit

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