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I Can’t Believe This Server Offered Me A Dripping Hot 3-Way My First Time In The North Shore!

March 9, 2023 by Tony Morse Leave a Comment

Last weekend I was looking for something different, so I headed up to Peabody. After making my way into the most adorable local eatery, I received an enthusiastic welcome from a server with a mischievous little smile. And with how she started talking up the house special, I started to wonder if I was in the right place! I was so caught off guard when she asked me if I’m into … [Read more...] about I Can’t Believe This Server Offered Me A Dripping Hot 3-Way My First Time In The North Shore!

A Touching Father’s Day: New England Dad Tells Son He’s Less Of A Disappointment Than Celtics Losing Finals

June 19, 2022 by Tony Morse

“At least none of my kids have ever gotten my hopes up like the Celtics did and then destroy them in front of my eyes. They’ve always been consistently disappointing, which I’ve grown to appreciate.” … [Read more...] about A Touching Father’s Day: New England Dad Tells Son He’s Less Of A Disappointment Than Celtics Losing Finals

Serial Killer Offers Location Of Victims In Exchange For Netflix Limited Series

February 15, 2022 by Tony Morse

BOSTON—The most prolific serial killer in Massachusetts history sent shockwaves through the criminal justice community today when he indicated he’s willing to share the whereabouts of multiple missing persons only if Netflix makes his story “bigger than that Squid Games show.” “I’ll tell that prick prosecutor where the others are, but I’m gonna need a limited series with at … [Read more...] about Serial Killer Offers Location Of Victims In Exchange For Netflix Limited Series

Failed GOP Candidate Scott Brown Sees Senator Leahy’s Retirement As Chance To Lose In New State

November 15, 2021 by Tony Morse

On Monday, Senator Patrick Leahy jolted Vermonters and Washington power brokers alike with his announcement of a plan to retire. With partisan control of the Senate at stake, Leahy’s announcement is drawing attention from serious politicians, as well as Scott Brown. “Wow, Vermont? I’ve never lost a race there before,” remarked Brown as he googled how to establish residency … [Read more...] about Failed GOP Candidate Scott Brown Sees Senator Leahy’s Retirement As Chance To Lose In New State

Denny’s Renames Grand Slam Meal In Houston Locations To Avoid Re-Traumatizing Astros Fans

October 18, 2021 by Tony Morse

After multiple complaints from distraught Astros fans, Denny’s has announced they are renaming the Grand Slam meal at all Houston locations to avoid further traumatizing baseball fans in the area. “Our restaurants are a safe space for everyone, including Astros fans watching this playoff series,” said a Denny’s spokesperson. “That’s why we are now calling the Grand Slam … [Read more...] about Denny’s Renames Grand Slam Meal In Houston Locations To Avoid Re-Traumatizing Astros Fans

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