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Exhausted Salem Residents Give Up, Grant Tourists Free Entry Into All Homes
Salem, MA—Exasperated residents in the seaside town famous for its 1692 witch trials say they have given up on keeping ghoul-hungry tourists from barging into their private homes this Halloween season. “It is worse this year than ever,” said a Washington Square resident who wished to remain anonymous. “Tourists…
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Shocker: Boston Guy With Adorable Whales On Belt Is Total Asshole
Local bartender Ashley Stevens was left utterly shocked this weekend when a man donning a salmon linen shirt, 9-inch inseam navy shorts, and a belt covered in downright adorable whales turned out to be a complete d-bag. “You’re too pretty to work here, you know that right?” said the…
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Worcester Native Reveals He Gained Pommel Horse Powers After Strange Explosion At Polar Factory
According Worcester’s own viral gymnast Stephen Nedoroscik, his skills on the Pommel Horse started immediately following a “freak accident” at the Polar beverages plant. “I was there for an engineering internship and one day I just saw a huge flash of green and a deafening screech. I woke up…