Thanks to a petition signed by 4 million New England residents, Merriam-Webster will officially add "Mediumregulariced” to their dictionary on national coffee day. “This is a monumental achievement for New Englanders everywhere,” said Carrie Meisner, a spokesperson for the dictionary company who lives in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. “What could be more representative of our … [Read more...] about Merriam-Webster Adds ‘Mediumregulariced’ To Dictionary
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Out Of Shows To Watch On Netflix? Experts Suggest Banging Your Head Repeatedly Against Wall
Are you tired of rewatching Cheers on Netflix in fruitless attempts to produce some much needed serotonin? Experts from Harvard are now recommending that you bang your head “over and over” against a wall instead. “After multiple clinical trials, we have proven that smashing your head against a wall is actually healthier than watching Avatar The Last Airbender for the 50th … [Read more...] about Out Of Shows To Watch On Netflix? Experts Suggest Banging Your Head Repeatedly Against Wall
‘I Bleed Green!’ Says Celtics Fan With Pretty Serious Medical Condition
Medical experts were baffled on Wednesday after local Celtics fan Brad Barry arrived at the ER literally bleeding green. Barry, a self-proclaimed “wicked big Celtics fan,” appeared to have cut his face after trying to drink from a broken bottle of Sam Adams following the Celtics’ tragic loss earlier in the evening. “These brainiac doctors think I’m sick , but I keep … [Read more...] about ‘I Bleed Green!’ Says Celtics Fan With Pretty Serious Medical Condition
Chic Boston Apartment Has Exposed Brick, Exposed Light Bulbs, Exposed Asbestos
From exposed brick and wooden beams to incredibly toxic airborne asbestos, this chic Boston apartment really has everything. The studio’s modern style lays bare all of the typically unseen, sometimes carcinogenic structural framing, so you know exactly how you’re living, and exactly how you’ll die. “This place is so raw and open, kinda like me actually,” said tenant Edward … [Read more...] about Chic Boston Apartment Has Exposed Brick, Exposed Light Bulbs, Exposed Asbestos
Friend Assures You Visiting New Hampshire Will Actually Be Fun This Time
DEDHAM, MA - In a horrifying display of short-term memory, your dumbass friend has assured you a trip to New Hampshire will totally be fun this time around. “Come on, it’ll be great! We can do a few nights of camping in the White Mountains,” said the imbecile, seemingly forgetting about how you almost drowned in the Saco River after a failed canoe expedition last time you … [Read more...] about Friend Assures You Visiting New Hampshire Will Actually Be Fun This Time