With warm weather behind us, Fred Smith of Harwich is in hot water, as his friends have started to remember he’s actually a total tool.
“Now that it’s too cold for him to take us out on his boat every weekend, I’m honestly not sure what he’s bringing to the friend group,” says Andrew Grant, a seasonal buddy of Smith’s. “All he ever talks about is his high school hockey career and that time he did cocaine with a Kennedy. If we aren’t drinking on his boat off Martha’s Vineyard, I can’t bear it anymore.”
“I will definitely hit him up next summer though,” Grant added.