AUGUSTA, ME — Despite the countless other tourist spots around the globe more deserving of the title, Maine has once again declared itself “Vacationland.” “For the 86th year, we are pleased to announce that we are the undisputed ‘Vacationland,’” said Lindsay Weber of the Maine Tourism Board (MTB). “Maine is a world-famous destination uniquely deserving of the title, … [Read more...] about Maine Holding On To ‘Vacationland’ Title As If The Caribbean Doesn’t Exist
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Forecasters Warn We’re Probably Due For Another Ben Affleck Movie Any Day Now
NORTON, MA – Forecasters from the National Cinema Service have warned that we could be due for another Ben Affleck movie any day now. Residents are advised to take precautions to ensure the safety of their homes and streaming services. “The country has experienced multiple major Ben Affleck movies across the past twenty years,” said NCS scientist Dr. Vikesh Sharma, “Most of … [Read more...] about Forecasters Warn We’re Probably Due For Another Ben Affleck Movie Any Day Now
‘I’d Tap That,’ Says Vermonter About Maple Tree
Happy Sugaring Season to all who celebrate, you kinky Vermonters. … [Read more...] about ‘I’d Tap That,’ Says Vermonter About Maple Tree
Rising Tuition Has Local Parents Wondering: Maybe My Teen Should Try The Smart Janitor Route Into College
MEDFIELD, MA — Local parents Wilson and Laila Ryerson have been watching college tuition rise exponentially for years. They’re now starting to wonder if maybe their teenager would be open an alternate path into elite institutions. “So I'm looking at our college savings account and realized we've only got a couple more years to save and a long way to go. So I decided to start … [Read more...] about Rising Tuition Has Local Parents Wondering: Maybe My Teen Should Try The Smart Janitor Route Into College
Sober St. Patrick’s Day Party Animal Reads Guinness World Records Until They Pass Out
Stone-cold sober party animal Kayden Quinn shocked onlookers this St. Patrick’s Day as he pulled up a barstool at Bukowski’s and proceeded to read the 2022 edition of Guinness World Records until passing out. “Kayden’s a regular – Usually just orders chili and a water without making eye contact,” said bartender Collin Mullen, wiping a pint glass. “But today is St. Paddy’s … [Read more...] about Sober St. Patrick’s Day Party Animal Reads Guinness World Records Until They Pass Out