ORLEANS, Mass. — A recent study has caused alarm in the scientific community after concluding that mini-golf courses on Cape Cod are expanding out of control. “There is a delicate balance between amusement areas and the rest of the environment, and changing one variable can have cascading consequences,” explained Leslie Cole, a professor of Environmental Studies at Tufts … [Read more...] about Environmentalists Warn Cape Cod Will Be 90% Mini Golf Courses By 2045
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Boat Shoes Magically Appear On Man’s Feet As He Crosses Bourne Bridge To Cape
BOURNE, MA – In a Cape Cod miracle, on Saturday a Boston man was magically adorned with Sperry boat shoes as soon as he crossed the Bourne Bridge. Todd Walters was driving over the bridge in his red Jeep Wrangler while listening to Hootie & The Blowfish when he noticed the shoes spontaneously appear on his feet. “I was in my flip flops because I hadn’t gotten … [Read more...] about Boat Shoes Magically Appear On Man’s Feet As He Crosses Bourne Bridge To Cape
Cape Cod Dad Shocked To Discover Paintings Can Depict Subjects Other Than Ships
Lifelong Harwich resident Dan O’Hoolihan thought something was very wrong with his eight-year-old daughter when she brought home her first painting from school last week. "There is nothing seaworthy about a dinosaur princess,” said O’Hoolihan. “But when I called the school in a panic, they informed me that not all art is boat-related. Naturally, I was shocked—every piece of … [Read more...] about Cape Cod Dad Shocked To Discover Paintings Can Depict Subjects Other Than Ships
Now That Summer’s Over, Man Realizes Friend With Boat Actually Kind Of A Dick
With warm weather behind us, Fred Smith of Harwich is in hot water, as his friends have started to remember he’s actually a total tool. “Now that it’s too cold for him to take us out on his boat every weekend, I’m honestly not sure what he’s bringing to the friend group,” says Andrew Grant, a seasonal buddy of Smith’s. “All he ever talks about is his high school hockey … [Read more...] about Now That Summer’s Over, Man Realizes Friend With Boat Actually Kind Of A Dick
Man Starts Family, Builds House, Retires All While Sitting In Labor Day Cape Traffic
Now 92 years old, the man finally reached Provincetown this morning, only to die of old age by afternoon. Headline by contributor Bailey Hull … [Read more...] about Man Starts Family, Builds House, Retires All While Sitting In Labor Day Cape Traffic