HEAVEN—Celtics legend Tommy Heinsohn, who passed away last Tuesday at the age of 86, spent his first week in heaven giving an earful to former NBA commissioner David Stern over decades of missed calls against his beloved team. Heinsohn’s arrival at the pearly gates—painted purple and gold, much to his chagrin—occurred only ten months after Stern’s passing. In fact, rumor has … [Read more...] about Tommy Heinsohn Spends First Week In Heaven Reading List Of Missed Calls Against Celtics To David Stern
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Trump’s Bright Orange Glow Dims To Pale Yellow Tint As Presidency Fizzles Out
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Scalpers Spotted Outside Fenway Park Selling Ballots For Half Price
After early voting started this week at Fenway Park, scalpers were spotted outside the historic stadium selling discount ballots to Boston voters. “I got one for Biden, two for Trump, and twelve for Jo Jorgensen,” said scalper Dave O’Connor, displaying a jacket pocket full of crumbled up ballots. “Lowest I’ll go is $50, these are selling for at least double … [Read more...] about Scalpers Spotted Outside Fenway Park Selling Ballots For Half Price
‘I Bleed Green!’ Says Celtics Fan With Pretty Serious Medical Condition
Medical experts were baffled on Wednesday after local Celtics fan Brad Barry arrived at the ER literally bleeding green. Barry, a self-proclaimed “wicked big Celtics fan,” appeared to have cut his face after trying to drink from a broken bottle of Sam Adams following the Celtics’ tragic loss earlier in the evening. “These brainiac doctors think I’m sick , but I keep … [Read more...] about ‘I Bleed Green!’ Says Celtics Fan With Pretty Serious Medical Condition
Chic Boston Apartment Has Exposed Brick, Exposed Light Bulbs, Exposed Asbestos
From exposed brick and wooden beams to incredibly toxic airborne asbestos, this chic Boston apartment really has everything. The studio’s modern style lays bare all of the typically unseen, sometimes carcinogenic structural framing, so you know exactly how you’re living, and exactly how you’ll die. “This place is so raw and open, kinda like me actually,” said tenant Edward … [Read more...] about Chic Boston Apartment Has Exposed Brick, Exposed Light Bulbs, Exposed Asbestos