HOLLYWOOD, CA - News that the MLB and MLBPA have ended the looming lockout has been met with a flurry of excitement from baseball fans—but one key member of the Red Sox isn’t so excited. According to TMZ, Wally The Green Monster has been forced to drop out of the next season of Netflix hit “Love Is Blind” to return to Fenway Park for the upcoming baseball season. The … [Read more...] about Return Of Baseball Forces Wally The Green Monster To Drop Out Of Upcoming Season Of ‘Love Is Blind’
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Rest In Po’Boy: At Family’s Request, Late Founder Of Legal Sea Foods To Be Battered, Fried, And Served With Side Of Coleslaw
CAMBRIDGE, MA - For 97 years, George Berkowitz lived a long, prosperous life. As founder of the iconic New England restaurant chain Legal Sea Foods, his legacy will continue to be tasted for years to come, figuratively at least. But also maybe literally? As confirmed by his family, Berkowitz will receive an ocean burial off the coast of Cape Cod, per his final wish. His will … [Read more...] about Rest In Po’Boy: At Family’s Request, Late Founder Of Legal Sea Foods To Be Battered, Fried, And Served With Side Of Coleslaw
Nation On Edge As Cases Of First Wordle Loss Rise Dramatically
“I never thought this would happen to me, I always played it safe and was extra careful,” said 32-year-old Priya, who asked we do not share her last name due to overwhelming shame. “I was about to hit a streak of 50 days in a row and then the New York Times took over. Now it feels like my life is basically over.” All across the country, health departments are reporting an … [Read more...] about Nation On Edge As Cases Of First Wordle Loss Rise Dramatically
Serial Killer Offers Location Of Victims In Exchange For Netflix Limited Series
BOSTON—The most prolific serial killer in Massachusetts history sent shockwaves through the criminal justice community today when he indicated he’s willing to share the whereabouts of multiple missing persons only if Netflix makes his story “bigger than that Squid Games show.” “I’ll tell that prick prosecutor where the others are, but I’m gonna need a limited series with at … [Read more...] about Serial Killer Offers Location Of Victims In Exchange For Netflix Limited Series
Brown University Drops Out Of Ivy League To Pursue Career In Photography
In news sure to shock the stuffy world of elite academia, Brown University announced today their intention to drop out of the Ivy League and instead pursue their true passion of photography. “I’ve pretended to be something I’m not since 1764, and it’s about time I chase my real dreams—I’m not getting any younger after all,” said the centuries old institution of higher … [Read more...] about Brown University Drops Out Of Ivy League To Pursue Career In Photography