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‘I Named 3 Freakin’ Dogs After You!’ Patriots Fans React To Brady Retirement Snub

February 2, 2022 by The Boston Accent

The GOAT Tom Brady formally announced his retirement from the NFL after 22 seasons and 7 Super Bowl Titles. While there will be plenty of time to celebrate his storied career, New England fans couldn’t help but notice the lack of Patriots love in his retirement announcement. Here’s how some reacted:

“What a waste of a 6th round pick!” – Pam, Worcester

“I’ll never wear another pair of Uggs again. I never actually owned a pair but I was getting pretty close buying some.” – Johnny, Braintree

“If this is how he treats us, his loyal fans of 20 years, I think Giselle might be better off with me.” – Lucas, Providence

“That’s it, I’m burning my number 12 jersey!! The Bucs one of course, the Pats one is still framed.” – Michaela, Boston

“Drew Bledsoe would have won 10 Super Bowls for us.” – Denise, New Hampshire

“I’m not too bothered snorts” – Bill, Foxborough

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