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U-Haul Unveils New Line Of Convertible Moving Trucks For Storrow Drive

August 11, 2020 by Will Vaillancourt

In anticipation of the September 1st moving day that plagues Boston each year, U-Haul announced it will introduce convertible moving trucks designed for use along Storrow Drive.  “Trucks get stuck under the overpasses on Storrow every year, no matter how many warnings the city puts up,” said Director of Vehicle Design and Aerodynamics Hubert “Hugh” Hall at a press … [Read more...] about U-Haul Unveils New Line Of Convertible Moving Trucks For Storrow Drive

Tom Brady Installs Emergency Avocado In Tampa Bay Locker

August 10, 2020 by Jack Stebbins

“In crazy times like these, you never know when you need an avocado,” said Brady. “I can’t tell you how often I find myself in major crisis because I need monounsaturated fat.” Image and headline by contributor Jack Stebbins. Check out Jack on Instagram @stebbuns and Twitter @jackstebbs … [Read more...] about Tom Brady Installs Emergency Avocado In Tampa Bay Locker

Parents Terrified To Find Teen Experimenting With Street Drug “Venmo“

August 7, 2020 by The Boston Accent

NEEDHAM—We sat down with Pam and Mark Brewster, who recounted the harrowing details of their son’s crippling addiction to a drug called Venmo. “Our 20-year-old Jack sends his friends money for Venmo almost every day,” said Pam Brewster, sniffling into a tissue. These crazy kids even have an app to track how much Venmo they’re injecting.“ “We just wish he would talk to us … [Read more...] about Parents Terrified To Find Teen Experimenting With Street Drug “Venmo“

Defunded Boston PD Forced To Cut Mark Wahlberg, Leonardo DiCaprio From Payroll

August 7, 2020 by Jack Stebbins

The Boston Police Department announced Friday that due to budget cuts, they will be forced to lay off actors Mark Wahlberg and Leonardo Dicaprio from their payroll.  “Recent calls for police reform have put pressure on the department to make difficult funding decisions,” said Chief of Police Mike O’Connor in a press conference. “ We hate to do it, but we have to let … [Read more...] about Defunded Boston PD Forced To Cut Mark Wahlberg, Leonardo DiCaprio From Payroll

Biden Campaign Office Installs Cushions On All Desks To Protect Staffer Foreheads

August 6, 2020 by The Boston Accent

“Our patent-pending Biden Gaffe Cushions® help soften the blow to our staff’s heads as they smash repeatedly against hard surfaces whenever Joe opens his mouth,” said a campaign representative. “We are also trialing cushions for their palms. We hope to sell both of these lifesaving products on our website very soon, so that disappointed Democrats everywhere can enjoy them!” … [Read more...] about Biden Campaign Office Installs Cushions On All Desks To Protect Staffer Foreheads

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