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Trump Just One Impeachment Away From A Free Frozen Yogurt

April 29, 2021 by Lauren Levine

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After earning his second impeachment, President Trump is now just one away from the final third punch on his Presidential Preferred Customer Card, granting him one medium-sized frozen yogurt of his choice. “Everybody said this was a deed that couldn’t be done. Too complicated. Too big. Couldn’t be done. Well, guess what? I’ve punched more holes than ANBODY … [Read more...] about Trump Just One Impeachment Away From A Free Frozen Yogurt

Capitol Police Invest Billions In Anti-Door-Opening Technology

January 8, 2021 by Jack Stebbins

WASHINGTON D.C. — After the U.S. Capitol was overrun with rioters and terrorists seeking to overturn the certification of the 2020 election, the Capitol Police Force has announced that billions of dollars will be invested in state-of-art anti-door-opening technology. Today, the Force unveiled their new high-tech security measures for the next Republican insurrection: two … [Read more...] about Capitol Police Invest Billions In Anti-Door-Opening Technology

Trillions Of Trump Supporters Protest For An Accurate Count

November 14, 2020 by Jack Stebbins

WASHINGTON, DC — Trillions of Trump supporters have marched on Washington D.C. demanding an accurate count of the Presidential election. The protest is approximated to be largest gathering of humans ever, and the crowd is united over one goal: to make sure that every legal vote in the presidential election is correctly quantified. “The 2.3 trillion of us only want one … [Read more...] about Trillions Of Trump Supporters Protest For An Accurate Count

Trump Tells Americans Skeptical Of His Mental State That He Once Finished Entire I Spy Book

August 1, 2020 by The Boston Accent

"It was very hard—some people say the hardest—because the pictures have so much going on! It's crazy how much they have going on. You really gotta be a genius to finish one, and I did it,” said the president, grinning with pride.“The fake news media will say I didn’t, but I did.” … [Read more...] about Trump Tells Americans Skeptical Of His Mental State That He Once Finished Entire I Spy Book

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