According to a whistleblower, New England sports media elites across all networks are conspiring to suppress attention to the New England Revolution, Boston’s oft-forgotten MLS team. “It’s a farce I tell you, the media doesn’t want you to know the Revolution exists,” claimed the whistleblower, who added they definitely are not a member of the soccer team. “We, I mean they, … [Read more...] about The New England Revolution Will Not Be Televised
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Anti-Masker Decides This The Hill He, His Grandparents, And Dozens Of Strangers With Compromised Immune Systems Will Die On
“Wearing a mask is an individual choice that I am willing to sacrifice my life for,” added the man, who will also inadvertently be sacrificing the lives of countless others with his misguided patriotism. “I’m brave like that.” … [Read more...] about Anti-Masker Decides This The Hill He, His Grandparents, And Dozens Of Strangers With Compromised Immune Systems Will Die On
Shop Local! I Bought My Amazon Gift Cards At This Adorable Mom And Pop Shop
If you care about small businesses like I do, please do your Amazon gift card shopping at local establishments. They need your support now more than ever! You can even use the gift cards to buy items online for cheaper than the shop sells them in the store. Win win! … [Read more...] about Shop Local! I Bought My Amazon Gift Cards At This Adorable Mom And Pop Shop
Kink-Shaming? I Got Kicked Out Of CVS For Wearing My Fishnet Mask
I can’t believe this. I thought it was 2020, and I could choose how to dress without judgement or persecution. Apparently not. Because when I walked into CVS with my fishnet mask, I was asked to leave immediately! I simply don’t understand the problem. The sexy mask goes over my nose and mouth. And sure, it shows a little skin, and my lips, and both my nostrils, but why … [Read more...] about Kink-Shaming? I Got Kicked Out Of CVS For Wearing My Fishnet Mask
Trillions Of Trump Supporters Protest For An Accurate Count
WASHINGTON, DC — Trillions of Trump supporters have marched on Washington D.C. demanding an accurate count of the Presidential election. The protest is approximated to be largest gathering of humans ever, and the crowd is united over one goal: to make sure that every legal vote in the presidential election is correctly quantified. “The 2.3 trillion of us only want one … [Read more...] about Trillions Of Trump Supporters Protest For An Accurate Count