In a frantic gesture of goodwill, Boston has collectively thrown together a gift card and some nice socks to thank Nova Scotia for the annual Christmas Tree they send the city. “Nova Scotia has gifted Boston a massive white spruce Christmas tree every year since the 1940’s to thank our city for sending vital supplies and medical assistance after the 1917 Halifax Explosion, … [Read more...] about Boston Hastily Throws Gift Card And Socks Into Bag In Return For Nova Scotia’s Gifted Christmas Tree
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$600 Stimulus Check Covers Rent For 3 Square Inches Of Cambridgeport Apartment
CAMBRIDGEPORT — In a massive win for tenants, the recent $600 COVID-19 stimulus check approved by the House and Senate will officially cover a few weeks rent for 3 whole square inches of a Cambridgeport studio apartment. “After losing my job in May, I wasn’t sure how I was going to afford my egregious rent,” said Cambridgeport tenant Maggie Wong. “But thankfully, Congress … [Read more...] about $600 Stimulus Check Covers Rent For 3 Square Inches Of Cambridgeport Apartment
Boston Department Of Transportation Brings Out Zambonis To Ensure Road Ice Is Perfectly Smooth
“We want our city streets to be so slick and sleek, the Bruins could practice on them,” said DOT representative Dana Lewis. … [Read more...] about Boston Department Of Transportation Brings Out Zambonis To Ensure Road Ice Is Perfectly Smooth
Local Dad Pulls Shovel From Shed Like Soldier Preparing For War
“I haven’t seen a storm like this since the Blizzard of ‘96. We lost a lot of good people that day,” said local father Matt Hill, marching toward the sidewalk with his shovel resting firmly on a shoulder. “If I don’t come back, tell my family I love them.” … [Read more...] about Local Dad Pulls Shovel From Shed Like Soldier Preparing For War
Department Of Public Health Hires Balto To Deliver Covid Vaccines To Hospitals During Upcoming Snowstorm
Citing the sled dog’s heroic medicine delivery during Alaska’s diphtheria outbreak in 1925, the Mass. Department of Public Health has announced they will rely exclusively on Balto to deliver Covid vaccines to Boston hospitals during the upcoming snowstorm. “Balto saved countless lives a century ago, and his bravery will once again be put to the test this week,” a … [Read more...] about Department Of Public Health Hires Balto To Deliver Covid Vaccines To Hospitals During Upcoming Snowstorm