"I may be five foot six, but my hair is fucking fantastic," said 31-year-old short guy Jason Cohen to himself in the mirror during his daily affirmation this morning. Cohen is the shortest one in his friend group, but also the only guy with a non-receding hairline, not to mention flowing, wavy locks that perfectly frame his face. "Life is going pretty okay for you, … [Read more...] about Short Guy Just Happy He Has Nice Hair
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Local Dunkin’ Donuts Haunted By Ghost Of Baskin-Robbins
“Ever since I started working here three weeks ago, a lot of strange things have been happening,” said a Dunkin’ staff member at a location in Needham, which like many stores formerly housed a Baskin-Robbins ice-cream shop. “It all seems to be coming from that empty counter over there, the eerie one that has spaces for thirty-one delicious flavors.” Though the Dunkin’ … [Read more...] about Local Dunkin’ Donuts Haunted By Ghost Of Baskin-Robbins
I Pahked My Cah In Hahvid Yahd And Now I Have A $1,500 Parking Violation From The City Of Cambridge
“I knew pahkin my cah in Hahvid Yahd was wicked hahd, but I never thought I’d have to appear in person at the Cambridge District Courthouse because of it.” Written by contributor Bailey Hull. Check out Bailey on Instagram @ceoofspatulas … [Read more...] about I Pahked My Cah In Hahvid Yahd And Now I Have A $1,500 Parking Violation From The City Of Cambridge
“Comedic Genius” Nancy Pelosi Endorses Joe Kennedy As A Bit
In an unexpected move, Nancy Pelosi “totally punked” Massachusetts politicos on Thursday afternoon by endorsing Joe Kennedy III over incumbent Ed Markey in the Commonwealth’s hotly contested Democratic primary for US Senate. Her statement was widely met with confusion, as it contradicted the Democratic Party policy to endorse incumbent candidates. But according to unnamed … [Read more...] about “Comedic Genius” Nancy Pelosi Endorses Joe Kennedy As A Bit