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Vermont Welcomes First Signs Of Autumn As Bus Of Leaf Peepers Gets Stuck In Smugglers Notch

September 27, 2021 by The Boston Accent

Fall is officially here! This morning, a bus full of flatlander passengers doing nothing but looking out the window managed to miss the myriad warnings that their leaf peeping tour bus would not make the tight turns of Smugglers Notch. Thankfully, after only 5 hours the bus was freed and soon became the problem of New York State. The oblivious passengers were reportedly … [Read more...] about Vermont Welcomes First Signs Of Autumn As Bus Of Leaf Peepers Gets Stuck In Smugglers Notch

Dog Practices Self Care By Befriending Reflection In Mirror

September 23, 2021 by Matt Dooman

“Hi there. Who are you?” said 7-year-old Molly, a beagle mix known all around town for her waggy tail. “Welcome to me and my human’s house!” Molly inched toward the new mirror with curious excitement. “You look like me, kinda sorta, but I’m here, not over there. We should be buddies, whoever you are. We can all use more friends.” Molly approached her mirrored self to give … [Read more...] about Dog Practices Self Care By Befriending Reflection In Mirror

Bostonians Panic Over Lack Of Equivocating White Men In Mayoral Election

September 13, 2021 by The Boston Accent

BOSTON—Recent polling results suggest that citizens of Boston are increasingly worried about the startling lack of blah, noncommittal white men running for mayor in this year’s election. In a historic first for the city, the mayoral race includes approximately zero confused-looking middle-aged white dudes spouting nonsense and palaver. Reports suggest many voters are … [Read more...] about Bostonians Panic Over Lack Of Equivocating White Men In Mayoral Election

Scientists Warn Climate Change May Extend Iced Coffee Season Indefinitely

July 3, 2021 by The Boston Accent

“Our planet is not ready for the disastrous possibility that iced coffee season will soon be all year round,” said an MIT climate scientist, who led the research. “Heat wave after record heat wave, our country is turning to iced coffee permanently as a makeshift solution to cool off. But we simply do not have the resources to support this change on a global … [Read more...] about Scientists Warn Climate Change May Extend Iced Coffee Season Indefinitely

“Free Solo” Sequel To Star 2002 Prius That Scaled Mt. Washington

May 16, 2021 by Jack Stebbins

National Geographic announced today that the sequel to the critically acclaimed climbing film “Free Solo” will feature the thrilling story of a 2002 Prius summiting the legendary Mt. Washington without any assistance. The movie will showcase real, often terrifying footage from the dramatic climb. “A brave hand-me-down Prius takes on harsh paved and gravel roads that no … [Read more...] about “Free Solo” Sequel To Star 2002 Prius That Scaled Mt. Washington

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