“It’s really hard to keep a group focused on our school when there are like 10 other better ones that are visible at any given time on our tour,” sighed exasperated Suffolk tour guide Andrew Fields. “One wrong turn and ‘Boom!’ They see Emerson. Or we accidentally walk by Tufts medical school without me even realizing it. Not to mention most of the time our tour attendees took … [Read more...] about Suffolk University Tour Guide Tries His Hardest Not To Let Visitors Catch Glimpse Of Other Better Schools
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Touching: BC And BU Students Bond Over Mutual Hatred Of Harvard Students
“Eagles and Terriers don’t normally get along. But we will happily join forces to destroy Pilgrims,” explain a BC student. … [Read more...] about Touching: BC And BU Students Bond Over Mutual Hatred Of Harvard Students
Top Tips For Seducing A Rich Harvard Student And Getting That Bread
Ever wanted to wed a wealthy Cantabrigian and inherit their family’s fortune? Who hasn’t! Unfortunately, courting an Ivy League suitor is harder than it may seem—especially if you don’t go to, ahem, a small school just outside of Boston. But fear not! Here are some tried and true tips that will help you seduce the rich Harvard student of your parent’s dreams. Mention you … [Read more...] about Top Tips For Seducing A Rich Harvard Student And Getting That Bread
Legendary MIT Party Almost Hits Pod Limit
CAMBRIDGE, MA — A party last night at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology achieved legendary status after nearly approaching the school’s COVID-19 gathering restriction of 10 people. The soiree is the university’s largest since mathematicians proved the Poincare Conjecture in 2010. “I’ve never seen anything like it. It was what I imagine Coachella being like,” said … [Read more...] about Legendary MIT Party Almost Hits Pod Limit
‘I Got Into Dartmouth!’ Exclaims New Hampshire Man Who Just Broke Into School’s Library
This is really a dream come true. I’ve been studying years for this very moment! I can’t believe I got into Dartmouth. Their library, to be exact. My family is going to be so proud when I tell them I finally figured out how to pick that stupid side door lock of the Baker Memorial Library. My first choice! These old dry books are going to make great kindling. We’re having a … [Read more...] about ‘I Got Into Dartmouth!’ Exclaims New Hampshire Man Who Just Broke Into School’s Library