A longstanding tradition took place this week, and we’re not just talking about the Boston Marathon. As runners raced down Boylston Street, thousands of area residents watched the contest from the comfort of their homes, vowing what they vow every April: “I’m running that marathon next year!” Some took to social media to declare their intentions. “I know I’ve posted this for … [Read more...] about Boston Marathon Viewers Make Their Annual Vow To Run It Next Year (And They Mean It This Time!)
Top Stories
Congrats On Getting Into Your Dream School In Western Mass! Here’s How Far It Is From Anything Interesting
It’s one of the most exciting and nerve-racking times of the year: college acceptance season! If you’re among the many incoming students to one of Western Massachusetts’ renowned institutions of higher education, this handy guide will tell you just how far you’ll have to travel in order to escape the intense boredom endemic to this region. UMass Amherst Frankly, UMass is … [Read more...] about Congrats On Getting Into Your Dream School In Western Mass! Here’s How Far It Is From Anything Interesting
MBTA Train Left In The Dust By 5-Year-Old On Tricycle
The child, who reportedly just learned to ride her tricycle today, received multiple desperate requests from late commuters on the train hoping to hitch a ride on the far faster vehicle. … [Read more...] about MBTA Train Left In The Dust By 5-Year-Old On Tricycle
Boston McDonald’s Permanently Closes After Deal Offering Free Shamrock Shake To Any Resident With Shamrock Tattoo Backfires
A Dorchester McDonald’s was left shocked and shuttered after its St. Patrick’s Day promotional event sent the location into financial and physical ruin. The promo, which promised locals a free Shamrock Shake if they have a shamrock tattoo, ended up attracting more than 94,000 tatted residents from across the area. “We thought this would be a fun way to … [Read more...] about Boston McDonald’s Permanently Closes After Deal Offering Free Shamrock Shake To Any Resident With Shamrock Tattoo Backfires
All State Universities To Close After Gov. Healey Bets Education Funding On Red Sox Spring Training Parlay
“FanDuel was running all these new promos this week to celebrate Massachusetts legalizing sports betting. They were too good to pass up!” explained the Governor, visibly ashamed and shaking. “Next this I knew, I’d blown hundreds of millions on a 10 leg Red Sox parlay bet. All UMass schools are hereby closed indefinitely until I win it all back on Australian horse racing at … [Read more...] about All State Universities To Close After Gov. Healey Bets Education Funding On Red Sox Spring Training Parlay