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Dunkin Renovation Forces Man To Try Honey Dew

June 3, 2023 by Matt McInerney Leave a Comment

WARWICK, R.I. — Local resident Liam Murphy was in for the shock of his life when he was greeted by a “Closed for Renovations” banner as he attempted to pull into his Dunkin drive-through, outraged sources confirmed.  “I couldn’t believe my eyes! I barely needed a coffee after I was jolted awake by that disappointment,” said Murphy, still barely able to believe what he … [Read more...] about Dunkin Renovation Forces Man To Try Honey Dew

A Rhode Island Driver’s Guide To Etiquette

June 2, 2023 by Matt McInerney Leave a Comment

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Brown University Student Who Hasn’t Left East Side Of Providence Proud To Go To School In City

June 1, 2023 by Joel Papp Leave a Comment

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — With the school year coming to an end, Brown University freshman Aaron Clark has been reflecting on his totally awesome year, citing city-living as “eye-opening yet crazy.” “Yeah, I’m pretty stoked to tell people back home that I go to school in the city.” said Clark. “Besides the massive quad and quiet, opulent neighborhoods featuring ornate original … [Read more...] about Brown University Student Who Hasn’t Left East Side Of Providence Proud To Go To School In City

None Of Us Could Agree On The Perfect Option, So Here’s All The Places We Can’t Recommend For Italian Food

May 31, 2023 by Kyle Duggan Leave a Comment

In honor of Rhode Island Week, The Boston Accent editorial team thought it would be a neat idea to create a guide to some of the best eateries in the littlest state. We immediately hit upon the idea of sharing our favorite places to get Italian food, as our tiny state has an outsized share of such establishments. That, however, was where our progress stopped. For every … [Read more...] about None Of Us Could Agree On The Perfect Option, So Here’s All The Places We Can’t Recommend For Italian Food

Opinion: A House Without Anchor-Shaped Drawer Pulls Is Not A Home

May 30, 2023 by Matt McInerney Leave a Comment

Picture this: you walk into a neighbor’s house, expecting to be greeted by the coastal charm a Rhode Island home is known for. But instead, as you open drawers and scour the pantry unannounced in a desperate search for coffee syrup, you’re met with an unfamiliar feeling—a slippery generic round knob. Nothing to grasp, no anchor-shaped drawer pull to greet your hand. Just an … [Read more...] about Opinion: A House Without Anchor-Shaped Drawer Pulls Is Not A Home

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