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Opinion: If Bugs Bunny Is From Brooklyn, Then We Demand A Looney Tune From Everett

January 17, 2021 by Brett McCabe

Bugs Bunny is a cartoon rabbit living in the woods that speaks with a Brooklyn accent. That’s fine and I have no questions about that at all. But in a world that clamors for representation in media, I think it’s about time we have an anthropomorphized animal cartoon that sounds like it’s from Everett, Massachusetts. Maybe he could be, like, a little Capybara in a puffy … [Read more...] about Opinion: If Bugs Bunny Is From Brooklyn, Then We Demand A Looney Tune From Everett

Mark Wahlberg Begs To Get Medal Of Freedom In Belichick’s Place

January 12, 2021 by Jack Stebbins

Patriots Coach Bill Belichick has denied the Medal of Freedom offered by President Trump, but, according to reports today, Mark Wahlberg has already put himself out there as a possible alternative recipient.  "Look I'm not saying that it should have been me," said Wahlberg, appearing angry as if he had been personally insulted. "I'm just saying that, if it were me, I … [Read more...] about Mark Wahlberg Begs To Get Medal Of Freedom In Belichick’s Place

Gordon Hayward Abandons Any Shot At Future Championship For Chance To Live In A Red State

November 23, 2020 by Ben Loftus

This week, Gordon Hayward committed to a massive four-year, $120 million contract with the Charlotte Hornets, tossing away any hope of a ring in the foreseeable future. Still, the humongous payout is second in importance to Gordon, who says he's just happy to fulfill his dream of moving back to Trump's America. "Boston was nice I guess, but I really won't miss it," admitted … [Read more...] about Gordon Hayward Abandons Any Shot At Future Championship For Chance To Live In A Red State

Bill Belichick Refuses To Concede Last Week’s Loss To Buffalo Bills

November 10, 2020 by Jake Margolin

Patriots coach Bill Belichick announced today that he continues to dispute the official results of last Sunday’s matchup with the Buffalo Bills. Belichick made the statement during a press conference with reporters from the Boston Herald this morning, held in the parking lot out front of the big Home Depot in Somerville, next to I-93. “These are just preliminary results,” a … [Read more...] about Bill Belichick Refuses To Concede Last Week’s Loss To Buffalo Bills

Scalpers Spotted Outside Fenway Park Selling Ballots For Half Price

October 18, 2020 by Jack Stebbins

After early voting started this week at Fenway Park, scalpers were spotted outside the historic stadium selling discount ballots to Boston voters.  “I got one for Biden, two for Trump, and twelve for Jo Jorgensen,” said scalper Dave O’Connor, displaying a jacket pocket full of crumbled up ballots. “Lowest I’ll go is $50, these are selling for at least double … [Read more...] about Scalpers Spotted Outside Fenway Park Selling Ballots For Half Price

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