FOXBORO, MA — Fed up residents across Massachusetts are hoping a tough weekend for both weather and the Patriots will help spark change in the Bay State. The “Snowbody Wins” bill, bill proposed Sunday night, could ban Patriots losses on the same weekend there’s a snowstorm. We spoke to William Fitzgerald of Taunton, who told our reporters he supports the bill. “I’ve … [Read more...] about Mass. Residents Push State Reps To Ban Patriots Losses On Same Weekend As Snow Storm
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Ancestry Study Reveals 91% Of Dorchester Residents Related To Wahlberg Family
On Monday, a team of scientists from MIT reported incredible findings: 9 in 10 Residents of Dorchester are genetically related to the Wahlberg family. “Deep down, I always knew I had Marky Mark blood flowin through my veins,” said Dot resident Kyle Quinnly, who added he gets mistaken for a Wahlberg at least twice a year. “Does this mean I get some of their Wahlburgers … [Read more...] about Ancestry Study Reveals 91% Of Dorchester Residents Related To Wahlberg Family
Mass Residents Prepare For Snow By Identifying Which Neighbors Will Shovel Out A Spot They Can Steal
“I actually started the winter parking hunt on Halloween by seeing which neighbors give out what,” explained Fred Ferreiro of Fall River. “The full size candy bar givers are people that will dig out a spot, but they’ll also call the cops. I was on the lookout for people that gave out handfuls because they’re responsible enough to be stocked up but also pushovers.” … [Read more...] about Mass Residents Prepare For Snow By Identifying Which Neighbors Will Shovel Out A Spot They Can Steal
Rival Turkey Gangs From Cambridge And Brookline Declare Thanksgiving Truce
Leaders of the constantly at war turkey gangs the Brookline Byrdz and the Cambridge Clucks announced this evening a historic Thanksgiving ceasefire to commemorate fallen turkey brothers and sisters, our on the ground reporters confirmed. “We’ve lost too many bad Byrdz to this so called ‘holiday’,” said leader OG Snoody Pecks. “Today, we will set our differences aside and … [Read more...] about Rival Turkey Gangs From Cambridge And Brookline Declare Thanksgiving Truce
Wu Train Only Viable Transit Line In City Of Boston
With the mayoral election quickly approaching and transportation remaining a hot button issue, many Boston residents have aptly noted that the Wu Train is currently the only working transit line in the city. “After reviewing Michelle Wu’s platform during my daily hour-long MBTA delays, I’ve come to realize I support her stance on just about everything,” said Dorchester … [Read more...] about Wu Train Only Viable Transit Line In City Of Boston