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Boston Weekend Matchup: Heels vs. Cobblestones

February 12, 2022 by Eileen O’Hara

Screw the Super Bowl, the weather is nice and it’s above 50 degrees in February! That means the real game to watch this weekend is the epic showdown between two Boston area rivals: the Heels versus the Cobblestones.

Who will win?? Our money is on the Cobs, but you never know!

Want to watch for yourself? Tune into Beacon Hill or outside any bar along the Freedom Trail after 11pm tonight!

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