Leaders of the constantly at war turkey gangs the Brookline Byrdz and the Cambridge Clucks announced this evening a historic Thanksgiving ceasefire to commemorate fallen turkey brothers and sisters, our on the ground reporters confirmed.
“We’ve lost too many bad Byrdz to this so called ‘holiday’,” said leader OG Snoody Pecks. “Today, we will set our differences aside and grieve.”
At press time, the Clucks were seen gathering outside the Star Market in Cambridge, chasing last minute thanksgiving shoppers and drinking Wild Turkey.