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38 Adorable New England-Inspired Names For The Mice Your Landlord Won’t Do Anything About

November 17, 2022 by Dan Bookbinder Leave a Comment

Medford, MA - So you’ve got mice. You’ve tried traps, poisons, exterminators, locking up food, plugging up holes with steel wool, and even asking them very nicely to leave, but nothing is keeping their numbers down. Your landlord, whose name you don’t even know, has already committed to doing nothing about them. You’ve tried calling 311, but she’s paid them off. You’re left … [Read more...] about 38 Adorable New England-Inspired Names For The Mice Your Landlord Won’t Do Anything About

Emerson Graduate Who Never Left Theatre District Moves To L.A. To Tell ‘Authentic Boston Stories’

November 13, 2022 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

LOS ANGELES—After one of the biggest bidding wars ever for a first-time script, screenwriter and recent Emerson graduate William Chatley III is sitting pretty. His screenplay "The Brothers Finnigan" was acquired by Amazon Studios for a whopping 500,000 dollars! The screenplay, a story of two troubled genius brother-bartenders from Southie who begin robbing banks after the … [Read more...] about Emerson Graduate Who Never Left Theatre District Moves To L.A. To Tell ‘Authentic Boston Stories’

Surprise! Midterms Prove New Englanders Actually Care About Fellow Humans Behind Our Cold Exteriors

November 12, 2022 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

New Englanders are typically so rude* and unfriendly!** *blue**support human rights We’re not perfect, but we’re way closer to it than Florida. … [Read more...] about Surprise! Midterms Prove New Englanders Actually Care About Fellow Humans Behind Our Cold Exteriors

Local Mother Kind Of Disappointed None Of Her Adult Children Smoke Weed

October 21, 2022 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

Realizing that she may have pushed the D.A.R.E. stuff a little too hard when they were kids, local mother-of-two Les Mondalez told reporters Tuesday that she was pretty bummed to find out none of her fully-grown children smoke marijuana, especially since they each live in legal states. "No mom wants to see her little angels become lazy potheads, but I never imagined both of … [Read more...] about Local Mother Kind Of Disappointed None Of Her Adult Children Smoke Weed

Impressive! Nationwide Survey Ranks Harvard Second Best University In All Of Cambridge

October 19, 2022 by Carlos Greaves

A well-known local institution earned a prestigious accolade this year after a recent nationwide survey of colleges and universities conducted by Money Magazine ranked Harvard University the second best university in all of Cambridge, Massachusetts. After a rigorous comparison of colleges across the entire nation, which took into consideration countless factors like … [Read more...] about Impressive! Nationwide Survey Ranks Harvard Second Best University In All Of Cambridge

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