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How To Protest Dunkin’s New Rewards System While Still Drinking Dunkin’ Every Day

November 29, 2022 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

So you’re pissed about the Dunkin’ Rewards app, huh? Join the club, buddy. Here are some ways you can stick it to ‘em while still being clinically dependent on their caffeine:

  1. Cut back on how often you order. For example, try drinking only one cup a day. -Oh, you can’t do that because drinking less than 3 large iced coffees will leave you with the shakes and a crushing headache? Okay. I see.
  2. Well, maybe you could try switching to a small for your afternoon cup? – Oh, that’s impossible?
  3. Hmm. How about you order the exact same amount you usually order, but drink the coffees in a way that oozes with spite and vengeance. Consider changing your name in the app to something like “Dunkin’ Rewards Sucks!” or “I Actually Hate This Place But Can’t Stop” so when you spend $20 a day there, at least one person will notice your pain. That will surely show the higher-ups!

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