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Connecticut Legislature Approves $40 Million New Haven-Style Pizza Awareness Campaign

May 26, 2022 by Dan Bookbinder

HARTFORD, CT—On May 26, Governor Ned Lamont and a bipartisan group of legislators announced a once-in-a-generation investment to inform the broader public about the importance of New Haven-style pizza. The coal-fired pizza has long been celebrated in pockets of New England, but Senate Bill 5052 seeks to amplify the cultural impact of New Haven-style pizza beyond the … [Read more...] about Connecticut Legislature Approves $40 Million New Haven-Style Pizza Awareness Campaign

Maine Holding On To ‘Vacationland’ Title As If The Caribbean Doesn’t Exist

May 17, 2022 by Dan Bookbinder

AUGUSTA, ME — Despite the countless other tourist spots around the globe more deserving of the title, Maine has once again declared itself “Vacationland.”  “For the 86th year, we are pleased to announce that we are the undisputed ‘Vacationland,’” said Lindsay Weber of the Maine Tourism Board (MTB). “Maine is a world-famous destination uniquely deserving of the title, … [Read more...] about Maine Holding On To ‘Vacationland’ Title As If The Caribbean Doesn’t Exist

Boston Fans Prep For Back-To-Back Game 7s By Sacrificing A Referee To The Ghost Of Sam Adams

May 14, 2022 by Andrew Haskell

It has to be done. … [Read more...] about Boston Fans Prep For Back-To-Back Game 7s By Sacrificing A Referee To The Ghost Of Sam Adams

Local Man Giving Directions Only Tells You Where Location Isn’t

May 14, 2022 by Matt McInerney

SEEKONK, Mass. — Donnie Kelley has been giving directions around these parts for years but, according to sources, never actually tells you where to go. One unlucky family recently had to learn the hard way. "Oh, so you're trying to get to the Shaws across the bridge from here, huh? Sure, I can help you get there. So what you're gonna wanna do is head down this street and … [Read more...] about Local Man Giving Directions Only Tells You Where Location Isn’t

With Massachusetts Legalizing Sports Betting, Rhode Island Economy Now Exclusively Based On Pizza Strips

May 1, 2022 by Matt McInerney

“I am proud to say that we believe this bill will become a model for responsible sports wagering in this country,” said Senate Ways and Means Chairman Michael Rodrigues. “It will also totally screw over Rhode Island, which has been a long-term goal of ours. And they really do deserve it for trying to remove the best part of a pizza and thinking they can get away with it.” … [Read more...] about With Massachusetts Legalizing Sports Betting, Rhode Island Economy Now Exclusively Based On Pizza Strips

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