The Boston Accent
Wicked Serious Satire
Did you know that unleaded Moxie, while incredibly toxic, is 5x more powerful as a vehicle fueling agent than gasoline?
Well, Mainers did! That’s why they’re buying the soda in bulk and filling up their trucks with it. Go get some while you still can!
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