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Cool! Berklee Releases Virtual Tour Of Research Lab Where They Grew Charlie Puth

March 12, 2021 by The Boston Accent

On Friday, recently admitted students to Berklee College of Music were greeted on Zoom with an exciting surprise: a rare glimpse of the lab where the school grew viral sensation and famous alum Charlie Puth!

“We wanted to show the future stars of the music industry where today’s artists are carefully created—in our exclusive laboratory deep underground beneath our Boston campus,” said Berklee president Robert H. Brown.

Brown reportedly told the admitted students that the school was busy working with MIT on a new project that would “likely become the next TikTok sensation if our calculations are correct.”

Charlie Puth could not be reached for comment, as the mind control chip installed in his lab grown brain does not allow him to talk off script with reporters.

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