Merriam-Webster Adds ‘Mediumregulariced’ To Dictionary
Thanks to a petition signed by 4 million New England residents, Merriam-Webster will officially add “Mediumregulariced” to their dictionary on national coffee day.
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Out Of Shows To Watch On Netflix? Experts Suggest Banging Your Head Repeatedly Against Wall
Are you tired of rewatching Cheers on Netflix in fruitless attempts to produce some much needed serotonin? Experts from Harvard are now recommending that you bang your head “over and over” against a wall instead.
Read more‘I Bleed Green!’ Says Celtics Fan With Pretty Serious Medical Condition
Medical experts were baffled on Wednesday after local Celtics fan Brad Barry arrived at the ER literally bleeding green.
Read moreChic Boston Apartment Has Exposed Brick, Exposed Light Bulbs, Exposed Asbestos
From exposed brick and wooden beams to incredibly toxic airborne asbestos, this chic Boston apartment really has everything.
Read moreFriend Assures You Visiting New Hampshire Will Actually Be Fun This Time
In a horrifying display of short-term memory, your dumbass friend has assured you a trip to New Hampshire will totally be fun this time around.
Read moreSalem City Council Announces Progress On Coronavirus Counter-Curse
The counter-curse project has cost the city of Salem nearly $2 million, 63 newts, and the blood of three local virgins.
Read moreShort Guy Just Happy He Has Nice Hair
“I may be five foot six, but my hair is fucking fantastic,” said 31-year-old short guy Jason Cohen to himself in the mirror during his daily affirmation this morning. Cohen is the shortest one in his friend group, but also the only guy with a non-receding hairline, not to mention flowing, wavy locks that perfectly frame his face. “Life is
Read moreTufts University Buys Pornhub Premium For Every Freshman To Keep Students In Dorms
In a move experts are calling “totally weird but kind of necessary,” Tufts University announced this week that they will be purchasing every first year student a Pornhub Premium account, intended to “keep them occupied for a while” so they don’t party.
Read moreEXCLUSIVE: We Interviewed The Elf Who Announces Each Stop For The MBTA
BOSTON, MA – Ever wondered who reads the gargled MBTA stop names you strain to hear each morning? Look no further than Peppermint Sugarplum, the little elf who lives inside the T train speakers.
Read moreMan Starts Family, Builds House, Retires All While Sitting In Labor Day Cape Traffic
Now 92 years old, the man finally reached Provincetown this morning, only to die of old age by afternoon.
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