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Chic Boston Apartment Has Exposed Brick, Exposed Light Bulbs, Exposed Asbestos

September 23, 2020 by Jack Stebbins

From exposed brick and wooden beams to incredibly toxic airborne asbestos, this chic Boston apartment really has everything. The studio’s modern style lays bare all of the typically unseen, sometimes carcinogenic structural framing, so you know exactly how you’re living, and exactly how you’ll die.

“This place is so raw and open, kinda like me actually,” said tenant Edward Scotts, laughing to himself between breaths of deadly fibrils that will one day result in mesothelioma. “It really holds no secrets and I love that about it. Sadly I have to move due to a persistent, unexplained cough that gets worse when I’m at home a lot.”

The apartment’s unique DIY style is only enhanced by the exposed industrial piping in the bathroom, not to mention the homeless man outside the front window missing his pants. Act fast! This place won’t last long at just $3,200 a month.

Written by Jack Stebbins. Check out Jack on IG at @stebbuns

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