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Everyone Point And Laugh: This Person Pronounced A New England Town How It’s Spelled

June 27, 2022 by The Boston Accent

“You sound so silly saying it like that, haha! Say Worcester again, exactly how you just said it, but look at my phone because I need to record this to show people from here how wrong you were. Then say Reading, Billerica, Leominster, Peabody, Sacopee, Bowdoin, Gloucester, Haverhill, Montpelier, Quonochontaug, Scituate…” … [Read more...] about Everyone Point And Laugh: This Person Pronounced A New England Town How It’s Spelled

Worcester Crowned The ‘Is Pepsi Okay?’ City Of Massachusetts

June 16, 2022 by Dan Bookbinder

Move over, city of champions: Massachusetts has a new title to celebrate and for once it has nothing to do with Boston. Worcester was recently declared the “is Pepsi okay” city of The Bay State! The competition for the title was fierce, and the accolade almost ended up going to Springfield. Ultimately, Worcester secured its status as the … [Read more...] about Worcester Crowned The ‘Is Pepsi Okay?’ City Of Massachusetts

Mass. Considers Changing State Name To Boston, Since Everyone Says They’re From There Anyways

July 22, 2020 by The Boston Accent

STATE HOUSE, BOSTON--In an unexpected but, honestly, totally valid move, Commonwealth legislators announced on Monday they are "actively considering" changing the name of Massachusetts to Boston. "No one from outside New England can name a single place in Massachusetts besides Boston--so why don't we just lean into that?" said one lawmaker, who lives in Medford but tells all … [Read more...] about Mass. Considers Changing State Name To Boston, Since Everyone Says They’re From There Anyways

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