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Worcester Native Reveals He  Gained Pommel Horse Powers After Strange Explosion At Polar Factory

July 30, 2024 by Kyle Duggan Leave a Comment

According Worcester’s own viral gymnast Stephen Nedoroscik, his skills on the Pommel Horse started immediately following a “freak accident” at the Polar beverages plant. “I was there for an engineering internship and one day I just saw a huge flash of green and a deafening screech. I woke up in a daze and realized I could do all sorts or crazy spins and stuff. It was … [Read more...] about Worcester Native Reveals He  Gained Pommel Horse Powers After Strange Explosion At Polar Factory

Move Over, Pumpkin Spice: Polar Releases New “Sam Adams Seasonal” Flavored Seltzer

September 28, 2023 by Joel Papp Leave a Comment

Polar, the popular Worcester-based seltzer powerhouse, has decided to tap into their New England roots by releasing a new crossover flavor just in time for fall: Sam Adams Seasonal. “What makes these seltzers unique is that they are brewed with grain, hops, yeast, and, of course, carbonated water,” said a Polar spokesperson. Some of you might be asking yourselves, “Is … [Read more...] about Move Over, Pumpkin Spice: Polar Releases New “Sam Adams Seasonal” Flavored Seltzer

Everyone Point And Laugh: This Person Pronounced A New England Town How It’s Spelled

June 27, 2022 by The Boston Accent

“You sound so silly saying it like that, haha! Say Worcester again, exactly how you just said it, but look at my phone because I need to record this to show people from here how wrong you were. Then say Reading, Billerica, Leominster, Peabody, Sacopee, Bowdoin, Gloucester, Haverhill, Montpelier, Quonochontaug, Scituate…” … [Read more...] about Everyone Point And Laugh: This Person Pronounced A New England Town How It’s Spelled

Worcester Crowned The ‘Is Pepsi Okay?’ City Of Massachusetts

June 16, 2022 by Dan Bookbinder

Move over, city of champions: Massachusetts has a new title to celebrate and for once it has nothing to do with Boston. Worcester was recently declared the “is Pepsi okay” city of The Bay State! The competition for the title was fierce, and the accolade almost ended up going to Springfield. Ultimately, Worcester secured its status as the … [Read more...] about Worcester Crowned The ‘Is Pepsi Okay?’ City Of Massachusetts

Mass. Considers Changing State Name To Boston, Since Everyone Says They’re From There Anyways

July 22, 2020 by The Boston Accent

STATE HOUSE, BOSTON--In an unexpected but, honestly, totally valid move, Commonwealth legislators announced on Monday they are "actively considering" changing the name of Massachusetts to Boston. "No one from outside New England can name a single place in Massachusetts besides Boston--so why don't we just lean into that?" said one lawmaker, who lives in Medford but tells all … [Read more...] about Mass. Considers Changing State Name To Boston, Since Everyone Says They’re From There Anyways

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