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In Latest Slight To Boston, Brady Announces He’s Now Starting Goalie For The Penguins

January 26, 2021 by The Boston Accent

Who could have seen that coming?! … [Read more...] about In Latest Slight To Boston, Brady Announces He’s Now Starting Goalie For The Penguins

Local Uncle Convinced Ghislaine Maxwell Is Tom Brady’s Wife, Refuses To Google It

August 23, 2020 by Michael Tobin

“I don’t care what people are saying about her, that woman came all the way from Brazil to support Brady through 4 Super Bowl wins,” said your woefully misinformed uncle. “And more importantly, she’s an absolute smokeshow. You know she modeled for Victoria’s Secret, right?” Written by contributor Michael Tobin. Check out Michael on Instagram and Twitter … [Read more...] about Local Uncle Convinced Ghislaine Maxwell Is Tom Brady’s Wife, Refuses To Google It

Tom Brady Installs Emergency Avocado In Tampa Bay Locker

August 10, 2020 by Jack Stebbins

“In crazy times like these, you never know when you need an avocado,” said Brady. “I can’t tell you how often I find myself in major crisis because I need monounsaturated fat.” Image and headline by contributor Jack Stebbins. Check out Jack on Instagram @stebbuns and Twitter @jackstebbs … [Read more...] about Tom Brady Installs Emergency Avocado In Tampa Bay Locker

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