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Family Mandates That Thanksgiving Dinner Discussion Will Exclusively Cover The Bruins

November 22, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

In an effort to keep the peace this holiday, a Merrimack Valley family has decreed that only this year’s Bruins team and their league-topping record can be discussed at the dinner table this thanksgiving.  “No politics, no current events, just Bruins,” said Johnathan McCree with a crooked smile on his face. “But no mentioning Milan Lucic. Also no Celtics talk. Too … [Read more...] about Family Mandates That Thanksgiving Dinner Discussion Will Exclusively Cover The Bruins

‘What Turkey Shortage?’ Asks Local Woman Cleaning Feathers From Her Car Grill

November 24, 2022 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

After an outbreak of bird flu wreaked havoc on poultry farms over the past year, causing notable shortages of turkey, many have wondered whether the Thanksgiving staple would make it to the shelves this year. Not Erika Stauss, though. “I dunno what the heck you’re talking about,” said the Quincy resident, standing in the parking lot of Shaw’s picking feathers out of the … [Read more...] about ‘What Turkey Shortage?’ Asks Local Woman Cleaning Feathers From Her Car Grill

Rival Turkey Gangs From Cambridge And Brookline Declare Thanksgiving Truce

November 24, 2021 by The Boston Accent

Leaders of the constantly at war turkey gangs the Brookline Byrdz and the Cambridge Clucks announced this evening a historic Thanksgiving ceasefire to commemorate fallen turkey brothers and sisters, our on the ground reporters confirmed. “We’ve lost too many bad Byrdz to this so called ‘holiday’,” said leader OG Snoody Pecks. “Today, we will set our differences aside and … [Read more...] about Rival Turkey Gangs From Cambridge And Brookline Declare Thanksgiving Truce

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