Stone-cold sober party animal Kayden Quinn shocked onlookers this St. Patrick’s Day as he pulled up a barstool at Bukowski’s and proceeded to read the 2022 edition of Guinness World Records until passing out. “Kayden’s a regular – Usually just orders chili and a water without making eye contact,” said bartender Collin Mullen, wiping a pint glass. “But today is St. Paddy’s … [Read more...] about Sober St. Patrick’s Day Party Animal Reads Guinness World Records Until They Pass Out
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Irish Ancestors Roll In Their Graves As Dad Puts Corned Beef And Cabbage Into Air Fryer
“This year, I’m going for a modern take on our classic family recipe,” he said as the ghost of his great-great-granda Liam cursed inaudibly behind him in Gaelic. … [Read more...] about Irish Ancestors Roll In Their Graves As Dad Puts Corned Beef And Cabbage Into Air Fryer
Not To Be Outdone By Chicago, Boston Dyes Marty Walsh Green For Saint Patrick’s Day
In response to the annual dyeing of the Chicago River, Boston has one-upped the Windy City by turning Mayor Marty Walsh green. “We thought it was about time to develop our own green tradition, and I happened to have a bunch of food coloring left over from my niece’s rainbow themed birthday party,” said the shamrock colored mayor. “I honestly kinda like it—makes me feel like … [Read more...] about Not To Be Outdone By Chicago, Boston Dyes Marty Walsh Green For Saint Patrick’s Day