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‘I Go To School In Boston,’ Says Vague BU Student Who Wants Strangers From Hometown To Think They Go To Harvard

January 5, 2023 by Joel Papp Leave a Comment

INDIANA—While home on winter break, Boston University freshman Allie Hayes couldn't wait to take a visit to her hometown coffee shop. “I go to school in Boston,” Allie said unprovoked to the barista, just loud enough to alert every other uninterested guest in the vicinity. Donning a Red Sox cap and an unbranded “Boston” sweatshirt under her jacket, Allie continued. “My … [Read more...] about ‘I Go To School In Boston,’ Says Vague BU Student Who Wants Strangers From Hometown To Think They Go To Harvard

Impressive! Nationwide Survey Ranks Harvard Second Best University In All Of Cambridge

October 19, 2022 by Carlos Greaves

A well-known local institution earned a prestigious accolade this year after a recent nationwide survey of colleges and universities conducted by Money Magazine ranked Harvard University the second best university in all of Cambridge, Massachusetts. After a rigorous comparison of colleges across the entire nation, which took into consideration countless factors like … [Read more...] about Impressive! Nationwide Survey Ranks Harvard Second Best University In All Of Cambridge

High School Senior Excited To Tour Harvard, MIT, 34 Boston Area Safety Schools

November 8, 2021 by The Boston Accent

“There are so many great schools in and around Boston that I would love to end up at,” said local salutatorian Renee Gomez. “Harvard, MIT, the other ones, they’re all really good options that I’m fully considering equally! School fit matters more than anything else, if you ask me.” At press time, Gomez was seen skipping her scheduled tour of Bentley University while posing … [Read more...] about High School Senior Excited To Tour Harvard, MIT, 34 Boston Area Safety Schools

Touching: BC And BU Students Bond Over Mutual Hatred Of Harvard Students

September 18, 2021 by The Boston Accent

“Eagles and Terriers don’t normally get along. But we will happily join forces to destroy Pilgrims,” explain a BC student. … [Read more...] about Touching: BC And BU Students Bond Over Mutual Hatred Of Harvard Students

Top Tips For Seducing A Rich Harvard Student And Getting That Bread

February 14, 2021 by Alicia Devereaux

Ever wanted to wed a wealthy Cantabrigian and inherit their family’s fortune? Who hasn’t! Unfortunately, courting an Ivy League suitor is harder than it may seem—especially if you don’t go to, ahem, a small school just outside of Boston. But fear not! Here are some tried and true tips that will help you seduce the rich Harvard student of your parent’s dreams. Mention you … [Read more...] about Top Tips For Seducing A Rich Harvard Student And Getting That Bread

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