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High School Senior Excited To Tour Harvard, MIT, 34 Boston Area Safety Schools

November 8, 2021 by The Boston Accent

“There are so many great schools in and around Boston that I would love to end up at,” said local salutatorian Renee Gomez. “Harvard, MIT, the other ones, they’re all really good options that I’m fully considering equally! School fit matters more than anything else, if you ask me.”

At press time, Gomez was seen skipping her scheduled tour of Bentley University while posing for her 200th selfie in Harvard Yard.

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