As the most recent investor in the Fenway Sports Group, which owns the Red Sox, James expanded his ownership of Boston sports teams—after a decade of absolutely owning the Celtics at TD Garden. … [Read more...] about Lebron James Buys Stake In Red Sox After Owning Celtics For Years
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Patriots Sign Literal Goat
“It’s perfect because he has the exact same diet as Brady did,” said the Patriots team chef. The goat, name Tahhhhhm, is already a close friend of Belichick, and has taken on the extra role of chewing the sleeves off his hoodies. … [Read more...] about Patriots Sign Literal Goat
New England Buccaneers Win Super Bowl
The New England Buccaneers defeated the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl atop the shoulders of Tom Brady, Rob Gronkowski, Antonio Brown, and other lesser important players that didn’t come from the Patriots. “WE WON THE SUPERBOWL!” Yelled fans all over New England. “And if you squinted hard enough, it looked like they were wearing Pats ‘Away’ jerseys too. Another banner … [Read more...] about New England Buccaneers Win Super Bowl
In Latest Slight To Boston, Brady Announces He’s Now Starting Goalie For The Penguins
Who could have seen that coming?! … [Read more...] about In Latest Slight To Boston, Brady Announces He’s Now Starting Goalie For The Penguins
Rich Friend With Good Health Insurance Insists You Spend $200 To Throw Yourselves Down A Mountain Together
“Skiing is absolutely worth the cost, it’s a blast! Plus, we can wear helmets and masks, so it’s totally safe,” said your friend, who already owns all the equipment you have to rent and has a fully-loaded HSA. … [Read more...] about Rich Friend With Good Health Insurance Insists You Spend $200 To Throw Yourselves Down A Mountain Together