Medical experts were baffled on Wednesday after local Celtics fan Brad Barry arrived at the ER literally bleeding green. Barry, a self-proclaimed “wicked big Celtics fan,” appeared to have cut his face after trying to drink from a broken bottle of Sam Adams following the Celtics’ tragic loss earlier in the evening. “These brainiac doctors think I’m sick , but I keep … [Read more...] about ‘I Bleed Green!’ Says Celtics Fan With Pretty Serious Medical Condition
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Belichick Shocks Pats Fans With New Sweatshirt-less Sleeves
Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick shocked fans and fashion-enthusiasts alike on Sunday when he revealed his new look: sweatshirt-less sleeves, a bold departure from his usual sleeveless sweatshirt. “I always wondered what he did with those sleeves he cut off,” said Bart Wodder, a Patriots fan, and an avid gray sweatshirt wearer. “This is not what I expected. I guess … [Read more...] about Belichick Shocks Pats Fans With New Sweatshirt-less Sleeves
Marcus Smart Spotted Dumping Dead Hopes And Dreams Of Raptors Into Charles River
The star Celtics player, whose crucial block late in the fourth quarter murdered any chance of a Toronto championship repeat, said it was an honor to dispose of the Raptors remains into Boston's largest trash repository. … [Read more...] about Marcus Smart Spotted Dumping Dead Hopes And Dreams Of Raptors Into Charles River
Local Uncle Convinced Ghislaine Maxwell Is Tom Brady’s Wife, Refuses To Google It
“I don’t care what people are saying about her, that woman came all the way from Brazil to support Brady through 4 Super Bowl wins,” said your woefully misinformed uncle. “And more importantly, she’s an absolute smokeshow. You know she modeled for Victoria’s Secret, right?” Written by contributor Michael Tobin. Check out Michael on Instagram and Twitter … [Read more...] about Local Uncle Convinced Ghislaine Maxwell Is Tom Brady’s Wife, Refuses To Google It
Time To Divorce? Husband Of 10 Years Just Pronounced Celtics With Hard C
“It’s heartbreaking. You think you know a guy after a decade of marriage, and then they ruin it all in a moment,” said Heather Santerini, a diehard Celtics fan now strongly considering divorce. “We’ve literally watched hundreds of NBA games together—was he ever paying attention? Is he even from here? I don’t know what to believe anymore.” … [Read more...] about Time To Divorce? Husband Of 10 Years Just Pronounced Celtics With Hard C