New Englanders “I was sure they were going to pull a Nana and go to south Florida and never make it back alive. Looks like we’re still in this! Celtics in 7. Also RIP Nana.” (Impact copyright Celtics/respective owners and used under fair use) … [Read more...] about Shocking: Celtics Return Home From Florida Instead Of Going There To Die Like Most New Englanders
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Hingham Woman Never Thought She Had An Accent Until She Tried Speech-To-Text
Hingham, MA—Dental Office Receptionist Danielle Hurley left her entire office befuddled and herself humbled after messaging her employers via speech-to-text. Office Manager Sarah Viera received the following text on Wednesday morning: “Hey Eli Doctor. Pretty Love, I’m sorry, but I’m guava be like today. Went to Marquette basket after dog last night to get sum cold cuts … [Read more...] about Hingham Woman Never Thought She Had An Accent Until She Tried Speech-To-Text
Point/Counterpoint: Our Infrastructure Needs To Be Vastly Improved Vs. Oh Great, More Freaking Road Work
Pro-Infrastructure Modern infrastructure is a marvel of engineering that allows our world to transport goods and people further and faster than at any point in history, and yet it is still improving. The idea that our society will ever stop needing to build or change our transportation networks is a misconception. We need to improve our current infrastructure through … [Read more...] about Point/Counterpoint: Our Infrastructure Needs To Be Vastly Improved Vs. Oh Great, More Freaking Road Work
Congrats On Getting Into Your Dream School In Western Mass! Here’s How Far It Is From Anything Interesting
It’s one of the most exciting and nerve-racking times of the year: college acceptance season! If you’re among the many incoming students to one of Western Massachusetts’ renowned institutions of higher education, this handy guide will tell you just how far you’ll have to travel in order to escape the intense boredom endemic to this region. UMass Amherst Frankly, UMass is … [Read more...] about Congrats On Getting Into Your Dream School In Western Mass! Here’s How Far It Is From Anything Interesting
MBTA Train Left In The Dust By 5-Year-Old On Tricycle
The child, who reportedly just learned to ride her tricycle today, received multiple desperate requests from late commuters on the train hoping to hitch a ride on the far faster vehicle. … [Read more...] about MBTA Train Left In The Dust By 5-Year-Old On Tricycle