It’s literally night 1, Lauren. Doesn’t your iPhone tell you that? You know, the one your parents bought you last year…for Hanukkah. … [Read more...] about Goy Vey! “Jewish” Friend Can’t Remember What Night Of Hanukkah It Is
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Failed GOP Candidate Scott Brown Sees Senator Leahy’s Retirement As Chance To Lose In New State
On Monday, Senator Patrick Leahy jolted Vermonters and Washington power brokers alike with his announcement of a plan to retire. With partisan control of the Senate at stake, Leahy’s announcement is drawing attention from serious politicians, as well as Scott Brown. “Wow, Vermont? I’ve never lost a race there before,” remarked Brown as he googled how to establish residency … [Read more...] about Failed GOP Candidate Scott Brown Sees Senator Leahy’s Retirement As Chance To Lose In New State
Curt Schilling Pissed Aaron Rodgers Didn’t Seek Advice From Him Too
Posting on Parler, Boston baseball legend turned right wing instigator Curt Schilling decried that Aaron Rodgers sought Covid advice from podcast host Joe Rogan but not him. “I am deeply hurt by Aaron's actions,” said the former Red Sox star turned rabid conspiracy theorist. “He went to Joe Rogan for medical advice when I, a fellow athlete, have been just as accessible … [Read more...] about Curt Schilling Pissed Aaron Rodgers Didn’t Seek Advice From Him Too
Vermont Kids Explain Costumes They’re Wearing Under Parka And Ski Pants
Halloween is here and that means Vermont kids are busy practicing the description of the costume they will be wearing under their parkas and other required winter gear. “I am dressing up as skeleton this year and you can sort of see my mask,” said 10 year old Ken Philips. “I wore special effect makeup last year but it froze to my face so…Mom says nothing this … [Read more...] about Vermont Kids Explain Costumes They’re Wearing Under Parka And Ski Pants
Terrifying Twist: Tourists Flock To Salem For Halloween Only To Realize It Totally Sucks
In a haunting turn of events that seems right out of an M Night Shyamalan movie, tourists from across the country have traveled to Salem, Massachusetts for the shock of their lives: it actually sucks. “I came here to see some ghosts, experience the witch trials, and maybe encounter a colonial-era ghoul or two, but all I got was a weekend stuck in an overcrowded suburb full … [Read more...] about Terrifying Twist: Tourists Flock To Salem For Halloween Only To Realize It Totally Sucks