“I’ve read every book King wrote—he loves to set them in fictional New England towns,” said horror fan Bradley Shepherd. “But rural Maine is far more terrifying than anything I’ve ever seen or read before. Never, ever go there.” … [Read more...] about Actual Maine Town Way Creepier Than Any Described In Stephen King Novel
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Safety Win! American Airlines Books Plane So Full, Coronavirus Can’t Even Fit
"The health and safety of our passengers is always our number one priority," said airline spokesperson Pamela Green. "That's why we are stuffing our cabins to the brim with people, so there is no remaining space for the virus." … [Read more...] about Safety Win! American Airlines Books Plane So Full, Coronavirus Can’t Even Fit
Mass. Considers Changing State Name To Boston, Since Everyone Says They’re From There Anyways
STATE HOUSE, BOSTON--In an unexpected but, honestly, totally valid move, Commonwealth legislators announced on Monday they are "actively considering" changing the name of Massachusetts to Boston. "No one from outside New England can name a single place in Massachusetts besides Boston--so why don't we just lean into that?" said one lawmaker, who lives in Medford but tells all … [Read more...] about Mass. Considers Changing State Name To Boston, Since Everyone Says They’re From There Anyways
Local Mom Running Desperately Low On Bullshit Activities To Entertain Kids
“I’m already out of ideas and it’s barely July,” said Angela Lenner, who spent the afternoon fingerpainting, scootering, and doing yoga with her 5-year-old daughter Lacey. Lenner says tomorrow she’ll probably just give Lacey her phone. … [Read more...] about Local Mom Running Desperately Low On Bullshit Activities To Entertain Kids
Boston Dad Has Said “It’s A Scorchah” Like 5 Times Today
"Fahk me, it's wicked hot out," said the Dad, wiping sweat from his brow and fanning his face with a Pats hat. "I'm sweating my freakin' tits off today." … [Read more...] about Boston Dad Has Said “It’s A Scorchah” Like 5 Times Today