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Northeastern Student Finally Finishes 10-Year-Long Co-op

July 29, 2020 by The Boston Accent

“I wanted to take my time and make sure I did the co-op thing right. Experiential learning is all about experiencing, y’know?” The 31-year-old , who was laid off from his decade long unpaid internship due to the coronavirus pandemic, says he’s excited to graduate into a recession just like his classmates did in 2010. … [Read more...] about Northeastern Student Finally Finishes 10-Year-Long Co-op

Governor Baker Forms Exploratory Committee To Find Other Dropkick Murphys Songs About Boston

July 29, 2020 by Michael Tobin

In an emergency public address on Wednesday, Governor Baker announced that, effective immediately, an exploratory committee would begin searching for more Dropkick Murphys songs about Boston."'I'm Shipping Up to Boston' was perhaps the most important unifying force in our capital city since the Boston Tea Party. I truly believe there are other Dropkick Murphys songs out there … [Read more...] about Governor Baker Forms Exploratory Committee To Find Other Dropkick Murphys Songs About Boston

Harsh! Harvard Reject Sentenced To Four Years At Tufts

July 29, 2020 by The Boston Accent

“I was really hoping for a lighter sentence, maybe at an upstate institution like Cornell,” said Jason Delano, whose only crime was getting a 3 on his AP chemistry exam. “Hopefully they will let me out early for good behavior.” … [Read more...] about Harsh! Harvard Reject Sentenced To Four Years At Tufts

“Live, Laugh, Love” Sign Mocking You More Each Day

July 28, 2020 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

BOSTON, MA—Krista McMullen, a recent college graduate, stares at the sign with snowballing insanity, “I literally can’t.” The sign sits above the couch in her basement studio. “At first I thought it was cute. Now it’s just a daily reminder of how awful the world is.” At press time, sources indicate Krista was seen drinking from a mug that said "Hang in there.”  Written … [Read more...] about “Live, Laugh, Love” Sign Mocking You More Each Day

‘Hold My Dunkin’,’ Says Man About To Test Limits Of MassHealth Insurance

July 27, 2020 by The Boston Accent

“Dude, I could totally jump clear over that shopping cart,” said 26-year-old Brad Poisano, an unemployed North End resident who was recently kicked off his parent’s insurance. “Just hold my Dunks and watch.” At press time, a concussed Poisano was seen attempting to call an Uber to Boston Medical Center after learning how much an ambulance ride costs. Written by … [Read more...] about ‘Hold My Dunkin’,’ Says Man About To Test Limits Of MassHealth Insurance

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